Thursday, May 31, 2007

Number Bottom Of Le Creuset

Mighty Avengers

One of the "wonders" that brought the Civil War Marveliana (along with the "ingenious" amalgamation between Captain America and Punisher: Punisher Captain?) was the separation of the Avengers into two opposing groups. The first group consists of those heroes affiliated to the good cause of Iron Man (The Mighty Avengers) and the other consists of those who were banned due to "good" of Iron Man (The New Avengers). Both comics written by the same writer, Brian Michael Bendis (God rest her soul).
Many would consider the Avenger as the Justice League Marvel and would not be wrong, because both publications are crap. And I think the reason for their poor performance lies primarily in two groups, several of its members are fourth. But at least in the league are Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman, concerning the three heroes of the DC Comics, "but who make up a powerful new Avengers? And for this reason I write this article (besides the simple fact that I'm the fart), to give them a deep X-ray of each of the characters that make up the Avengers.
The New (New) Avengers:
I have to be fair, the first issues of New Avengers seemed good, were not a big deal, but zafaban. Yet this new group started, I think, with the left foot.
Luke Cage: New leader of the group (after the death of Cap. America). I get the impression that Luke not only hides the U.S. government for not being registered, but also for the simple fact of being black. But I do not understand is, if everyone knows him by his first name, if it does not use the alias Power Man, if he does not hide his face behind a mask or even use a latex suit, then: hell why not register?
Spider-Man Back in Black (Aguante AC / DC !!!): this character falls in the first inconsistent with monthly events publication itself (read Amazing Spider-Man). While the egg breaks Aunt May dying in a hospital when they die (¡¡¡¡¿ ?!!!), old Peter decides to put on the black suit for the villains know that this time is not kidding, that became rude and merciless (as Batman), however in the first pages written by Bendis, and begins to dazzle the reader with humorous comments and jokes of which I doubt someone fun (well, maybe Stan Lee, but that is because he is senile.) Doctor
Strange: We all know the good Doctor. It is a kind of Doctor Fate, but gay (gay muuuuuuuuyyyyyyyy).
Iron Fist: It is possible that this is not the favorite around the world and does not deserve to be in a group like the Avengers. But anyway, I rescued the impeccable work they have done in his series The Immortal Iron Fist.
Spider-Woman: If this is not the most ridiculous character and the fart that exists in the Marvel Universe, please write me to ummagumma45@hotmail.com to disprove my theory.
Wolverine: Am I the only one tired of seeing Wolverine in almost every Marvel comic printed? And to top it in various situations that do not fit (eg is in outer space with the X-Men and while in Japan with the Avengers). Me the impression that no cloned Jackal Spider-Man, but Logan.
Echoe (formerly Ronin): Maya Lopez, the reason why the group travels to Japan to save Elektra (who now control the underworld of that country.) Do not know much about the character, but do not think it will move the world.
Ronin (ex?): This was the mysterious, because no one knew exactly who wore the suit once knew it López Maya. Of course, the mystery was revealed in # 30, and although I will not say who (if anyone wants to find out by reading the comic), the surprise is not The great thing (hint: not the Captain America).

The "Mighty? Avengers: Bendis
has to be a real nerve to sell this nefarious group with the powerful title. If I cross the street, kick to the chest is smaller.
Iron Man: Many I'm going to whore, but I am a staunch admirer of Tony Stark (when I grow up I want to be an entrepreneur cagador), and I think he had deserved their victory in the Civil War and its promotion as Director of Shield . In other words, we must give credit to the boy, if cirrhosis did not kill him, how he would do Captain America?
Miss Marvel: Removal of what I wrote lines above. This is the most ridiculous and fart in the Marvel Universe. To make matters worse, Iron Man the appointed group leader Where is a Rogue when needed?
Wonder Man: This character is not bad ... .. it is awful. And it seems that the artist Frank Cho, had no better idea to draw it with the red coat of the 80's. What's to be done, taste ... ...
Sentry: This pathetic puppet of Tony Stark is supposedly the most powerful of the group. Its power lies in the explosion of a thousand suns (whatever that means), but since you're with the Avengers, I have not been exploited or one of the thousand suns.
Ares: The rescue of the only Greek god of war is that when he was recruited by Iron Man and Miss Marvel, I question their lack of participation in the Civil War, and he replies that it was not a war but a fight quickly. Wasp
: Ehhhhhhh .... Well, this character will shrink and sprout wings. Do I have to go delving into the issue?
Black Widow: When Commander Hill is knocked out by a hit and Iron Man is missing in action, military disoriented Helicarrier (whose training seems not work at all), they ask in horror: "Now who's in charge?". Quickly, a warning: "Someone who is level Ten "," But only Nick Fury is Level Ten, "says another, to which Widow says," I AM LEVEL TEN. " Oh Well !!!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡ If Level Ten Black Widow is as Nick Fury, I, as a journalist, I'm Level Eleven (just to Ben Urich).

Well that's my vision for the characters moving in the two publications of the Avengers (which could, quietly, become one and save some headaches for the readers).
Now I will finish as the best critics of the day:
A virtue: the incredible artwork of Leinil Yu (New Avengers).
A sin (apart from those already able to see): the thoughts of the characters farts Mighty Avengers, which always precede what they say. Eg in a table shows Miss Marvel, first think: "This afternoon I stop by the pharmacy to buy some stamps, and then scream out loud, the call to war:" AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! "EDIT

COMICS !!!!!!!!

The New Avengers The New Avengers
# 01
The New Avengers # 02
The New Avengers # 03
The New Avengers # 04
The New Avengers # 05 The
New Avengers # 06
The New Avengers #07
The New Avengers #08
The New Avengers #09
The New Avengers #10
The New Avengers #11
The New Avengers #12
The New Avengers #13
The New Avengers #14
The New Avengers #15
The New Avengers #16
The New Avengers #17
The New Avengers #18
The New Avengers #19
The New Avengers #20
The New Avengers #21
The New Avengers #22
The New Avengers #23
The New Avengers #24
The New Avengers #25
The New Avengers #26
The New Avengers #27
The New Avengers #28
The New Avengers #29
The New Avengers #30

The New Avengers Especiales
The New Avengers #01 Director´s Cut
The New Avengers Annual #01
The New Avengers Pot of Gold
The New Avengers Illuminati V1
The New Avengers Military Giveaway
The New Avengers Most Wanted Files

The Mighty Avengers
The Mighty Avengers # 01
The Mighty Avengers # 02
The Mighty Avengers # 03

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